JOKES

Question: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them

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What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

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Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A. A nervous shipwreck!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!!!

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Why does vampires brush their teeth?
To stop bat breath.

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What should a short sighted ghost have? spooktacles!
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Q. What has four legs but can’t walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
A: in the hare force.

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teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?
student: A polar bear and his wife

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
because he lost his filling
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What animal needs to wear a wig?
a bald eagle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What has a head, a tail, and no body?
A: A coin!

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why did Mickey mouse go to outer space? Because he wanted to see pluto

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Q: What kind of animal should you never play cards with A: A Cheetah!!!!:)

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What’s the meanest type of shoe? Pumas

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Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours
A. so he could hide in the crayon box

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Q: What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drum kit.

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Q. What has four legs but can’t walk?
A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept

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A girl texted: What does IDK mean? ME: I don’t know GIRL: OMG!!! No one else does, either!

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Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry Ive got you covered!

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Jokes source: prongo.com